It sure is convenient to live in a society where the solution to any problem can be found in the medicine cabinet. (1) comment
My boyfriend is cheating on me. Her name is Schwinn. She's beautiful, tan and skinny. He said she's fast, fun and unlike anyone else. Any other bike, that is. You see, Schwinn is my boyfriend's fixed-gear bicycle. (1) comment
The spring semester is finally over. Students all over the greater Sacramento region are sighing in relief. Sixteen weeks of grueling labor in the classroom have finally paid off, and we are rewarded with three months of freedom. Three months of freedom that for most will mean triple-digit temperatures, work and worst of all, summer school. (0) comments