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Rant: Awesome prank, Davis
Jordan Guinn
Issue date: 11/12/08 Section: Opinion
Last week, some Aggie hooligans vandalized our campus with permanent markers and chalk. Among the stinging pieces of rhetoric found across the campus were "Suck State" and "A hornet is a glorified bee."
What an epic prank. Rod Farva from "Super Troopers" is insanely jealous.
Our sides are still literally splitting from the hilarious and zany Aggie antics.
However, the Hornet football team did their talking on the field and beat the Aggies on their home turf. The embarrassing defeat for Davis was the first time they lost in the Causeway Classic at home since 1996.
Unfortunately for Davis, Sacramento State not only won the Causeway Classic, but Mother Nature's rainstorms and facilities management's efforts wiped Davis' presence away from our beloved campus.
While the Hornet in no way condones Davis' lack of respect for our campus, we can empathize with how wretched and depressing it must be to live in that horrible place they are forced to call home.
It's understandable that the meatheads and sluts at Davis need to act out their juvenile impulses, but at least make your quips clever.
The liberal, trust-fund babies at Davis are really making the most of mommy and daddy's investment.
Clearly, Davis is a sad institution whose greatest gift to the professional sports world was a mediocre quarterback who can't even get playing time for one of the worst teams in professional sports.
For anyone who doesn't understand the legendary suckage of the city of Davis, the Hornet offers five words: Picnic Day and Toad Hollow.
Picnic day is a day in which unwashed hippies and idealistic college students gather around every nook and cranny in the city and leave a wealth of litter behind, despite Davis' reputation as an eco-conscious city.
The Toad Hollow was constructed in 1995 to help indigenous toads migrate and not risk getting killed in busy traffic.
To call Davis a toilet is an insult to toilets everywhere, as toilets at least have water that's suitable for drinking.
Jordan Guinn can be reached at jguinn@statehornet.com
What an epic prank. Rod Farva from "Super Troopers" is insanely jealous.
Our sides are still literally splitting from the hilarious and zany Aggie antics.
However, the Hornet football team did their talking on the field and beat the Aggies on their home turf. The embarrassing defeat for Davis was the first time they lost in the Causeway Classic at home since 1996.
Unfortunately for Davis, Sacramento State not only won the Causeway Classic, but Mother Nature's rainstorms and facilities management's efforts wiped Davis' presence away from our beloved campus.
While the Hornet in no way condones Davis' lack of respect for our campus, we can empathize with how wretched and depressing it must be to live in that horrible place they are forced to call home.
It's understandable that the meatheads and sluts at Davis need to act out their juvenile impulses, but at least make your quips clever.
The liberal, trust-fund babies at Davis are really making the most of mommy and daddy's investment.
Clearly, Davis is a sad institution whose greatest gift to the professional sports world was a mediocre quarterback who can't even get playing time for one of the worst teams in professional sports.
For anyone who doesn't understand the legendary suckage of the city of Davis, the Hornet offers five words: Picnic Day and Toad Hollow.
Picnic day is a day in which unwashed hippies and idealistic college students gather around every nook and cranny in the city and leave a wealth of litter behind, despite Davis' reputation as an eco-conscious city.
The Toad Hollow was constructed in 1995 to help indigenous toads migrate and not risk getting killed in busy traffic.
To call Davis a toilet is an insult to toilets everywhere, as toilets at least have water that's suitable for drinking.
Jordan Guinn can be reached at jguinn@statehornet.com
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Fernando Gallo
posted 11/12/08 @ 7:00 PM PST
Well done, Mr. Guinn. Sac State forever!
J
posted 11/14/08 @ 7:54 AM PST
Excellent rant! GO HORNETS!
Bobert
posted 12/03/08 @ 7:59 PM PST
People who have pride in things unworthy and totally neglect of pride will never fail to amaze me. Good job at making a mockery of your failed institution where name calling is the only way to make a point. (Continued…)
A
posted 12/03/08 @ 8:25 PM PST
Say what you will, but we'll be the one's laughing all the way to the bank. Nibble on that, eh?
Go Ags
posted 12/04/08 @ 8:28 AM PST
Hey,
I read your nice little rant in the State Hornet. If we at Davis are such low-life because some stupid fans went to your campus and wrote things in chalk, then how do you explain some "Hornet Hooligans" traveling to Davis last year and "decorating" the ARC and this year one of the entrances to Aggie Stadium? Here's what I don't get, if some Sac State fans are going to "decorate," don't you think that they would want to decorate the main entrance to the stadium or the victory bell that is right in front of the stadium? Instead, they decorated an entrance that only the donors go through. (Continued…)
ags
posted 12/05/08 @ 12:49 PM PST
We used window chalk. Not permanent marker. The point was the beef up the rivalry, not to forever damage student paid property. Get your facts straight J. (Continued…)
Lauren
posted 12/05/08 @ 7:15 PM PST
Hilarious Jordan. I love that Davis students read our website : ) Go Hornets! Oh, and thanks for HANDING us the Causway basketball game as well, Aggies. (Continued…)
Jon
posted 12/15/08 @ 11:26 PM PST
A long snapper over a quarterback? Ha! ha! You mean you couldn't find a water boy who was a Sac State grad?
Terry Martin
posted 12/17/08 @ 8:56 PM PST
I agree with Lauren down there, it's nice to see that Davis kids read our website. I fondly recall walking to class on that Friday morning and noticing the "Go Ags! Beat SUCK State!" written in chalk outside of Lassen Hall. (Continued…)
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